Love Lies Loyally

There are all kinds of feel-good, fuzzy sentiments about friendship and loyalty but what does it all mean, really? Aside from our trusty canine friends, who else on earth can you be certain is actually, genuinely loyal to you?

I know loyalty. I’ve seen it. I’ve received it. I’ve given it. I’ve broken it, I’ve repaired it, I’ve demanded it, I’ve lost it and I’ve found it.

I could tell you stories all the live long day about loyalty and promise you it will be a huge thread running through my next book and because of such, I’ve been closely looking at the increasingly subjective term “loyalty.”

Not everyone will be loyal to you. Some you assume will, won’t. Especially women. We are catty, heartless bitches. I could give you a list of friends turned foes and their gross display of destroying the most basic definition of loyalty – but instead I’ll focus on some examples that have redefined the entire concept of loyalty and what it truly means.

First and of course, there’s family. I am the baby of four girls. Being my parent’s favorite has generated much chiding and jaw-flapping among my sisters and I, the oldest taking it the hardest because bless her heart, she IS the best! We are by nature a very competitive lot and have at times gone after each other with teeth bared and claws out. But still. They are my sisters. After all we’ve endured together up to this point in life, we’ve all finally learned how to fight fair. While we might throw cheap shots occasionally, most times a bi-annual long-winded but quickly forgiven puking of *“you-are-such-a-fucking-selfish-bitch-face-jack-ass-stupid-fuck-and-if-you-were-here-I’d-snatch-you-bald-headed-and-by-the-way-get-your-fucking-roots-done-you-lazy-ass!” And then we apologize, hug it out and not once in the tussle would we, or do we, or have we ever broken confidence or loyalty.

(*My eldest would never use the F word. Unless Obama won a second term. She’s Baptist AND Republican. Conversely, I’m the only of the sisters who doesn't require roots being done... yet.)

My sisters and I are a coven. We are exclusive and impossible to breach. I know secrets that would make your hair grow at hearing. And they know the most intimate details of me. My eldest witnessed me floating in a tub of monkey hair at my first attempt at lady-grooming and kindly told me “you missed a spot.” My second oldest had to check my bits while I was in labor last May, as I was certain it was not only gaping open, but my innards were falling out. Bless her for looking and reassuring me that no, it was all where it was supposed to be. My next-up sister will put all of her own strife and stress away, and does often, to listen to me blather the deets of me and mine. And then – and THEN! There’s our Mama. That woman is a vault. She’ll talk nasty about (and likely hex) people she’s never even met if they’ve crossed one of her girls, or our Daddy. Her aiding and abetting would put Karl Rove's best machinations to shame.

Not all family is like my immediate tribe. I’ve found sister-in-laws to be the worst kind of back-stabbing, word twisting, opportunistic traders, but… that’s another story.

On to friends. According to the 35,000 shrimp consumed at my wedding plus Facebook counting my “friends” at four-hundred-plus, I’ve got lots of friends. Tons. I’m just rolling in the friendships. Yet of all of those people, I can count on one hand how many of them I wholeheartedly trust in and believe that they are not only my friends and have my best interest at heart, but are fiercely loyal to me. Would squash and censure any negative talk about me by others. Would go East Dallas on anyone who hurt me. Would show up at any time of day or night that I needed them. Would and do keep my secrets, have and would protect me from harm and would never, ever betray or compromise our friendship. My most enduring, truly patient, generous in more ways possible to list here example is my soul sister, Alexis. She is the epitome of loyalty.

One hand. Minus a pinky finger.

And then there’s my man. My lovah. My baby-daddy, my partner in all things right, wrong, light, heavy, deep, shallow, trite and axis shifting. This man has been loyal to me since we were teenagers. Not to say we haven’t had our rows, splits, cracks and trials – who hasn’t? But we’ve walked through fire together and learned what true loyalty is, what it means, how to give it, how to never break it in any of the possible gathering, minute ways loyalty can be fractured over the course of such a long relationship. There was a toast given at our wedding that likend Rw and I to a pair of scissors – often moving in opposite directions, independently together and apart, but punishing anything that came between us. No one should know better how true that is that the man who said it. But that too, is another story.

So, what have I discovered? What is loyalty? Loyalty is telling your loyal-ee the truth even when it stings, and believing that the probable mad-storm over it will pass – and by God, you’ll be sitting there waiting when it does. It is having confidence to admit and apologize when you’ve fucked up. It’s not allowing the intervention of others to rock the foundation on which your relationship is built – be it by way of gossip, hearsay, assumption – listening or participating. It’s sticking up for your people, ferociously. It’s protecting their good name when someone tries to sully it. It comes without ultimatums – it is something that’s either innate to the relationship, or not.

It’s not keeping blackmail pictures of your baby sister’s grooming-gone-wrong. It’s the sister who knows exactly where you are when no one else on the face of the earth does. It’s the one who drives through a tornado in spite of her irrational fear of lightening and eighteen wheelers to be there simply because you said “I need you.” It’s an automatic ear on the phone from 287 miles away the second you’ve finished a chapter, and every morning since college. It’s kindly shutting haters down at restaurants in Galveston, or on back patios. It’s when your blood pressure rises at the mere thought of one of yours being wronged.

I’ve danced many jigs with people that in no way fit my found definition of loyalty, even recently. It’s been those, the one’s who’ve taken and expected loyalty without the reciprocation of it that have hammered home the importance of it, the requirement of it, the necessity and realization of just how rare loyalty is. What a gift it is to receive it.

For me, loyalty is Richie Wayne, Marmie, Poppy, Kellie, Amy, Cissy, Alexis, Carrie, Tina, Suzanne and my children.

Loyalty is born of and bred from true affinity, real love and honest connection. It might be unspoken but is still and same a tangible, breathing thing.

Loyalty is trust's spine. And I've got one hell of a backbone.

On Lunatics, Coo-Coo Birds, Emotional Terrorists and Blame Gamers

Lunatics: everyone knows one or some. Most families are saddled with one or some. It is a multi-billion dollar a year industry, to treat the ill-adjusted. Good people like Glenn Close create and are deeply involved in charities that raise funds and awareness for the mentally ill. Every other ad on television is about one depression drug or another. Catherine Zeta-Jones just came out of her bi-polar closet. A great many artists, writers, scholars and academics are known coo-coo birds. And so it goes, what use to be something only whispered or hidden, or otherwise not discussed – is now an accepted part of our society at large.

Okay. Sure. I get it. And I agree to a point. I mean, after all – it deserves attention and care. Awareness, too. Yes. But here’s the thing: has society become so accustomed to blame that everyone lines up like sheep and says “Yes! Me, me! I feel crappy! I’m a little blue! I can’t shake the stress! And I saw this commercial...” and expect to be slapped with a validating diagnosis of depression, pop a pill and make it all better? Where is the accountability? Where is the emotional responsibility? At what point did people stop looking at the choices they were or weren’t making in their lives in direct relation to their degree of contentment and happiness, or lack there of?

Now the above doesn’t go for the truly mentally insane. I realize they just may very well be unable to help it. I also strongly believe that those who cannot help it be removed from society. It’s the casually, morphingly-diagnosed depresees that I find irritating and overall lacking character and the gumption to look in the mirror and change whatever ails them.

But then there’s another breed - the somewhat silent, real-time, pendulum-swinging lunatics who sometimes function in the real world, hold jobs, have iPhones, drive cars, eat food – but live in squalor, rent-free in their deceased grandmother’s house in the ghetto with a rabbit they starved to death, decomposing in a cage next to their dining room. They can’t be bothered with disposing of the carcass because they can’t get to that side of the room without stepping in both fresh and old, ashen piles of dog shit. This is the kind that will punch a three-year-old in the stomach for yanking a bit too hard on the house-shitting dog's ears, and then misjudge him for inarticulate and unable to tell his parents. This is the same kind that will walk down the same hall every day, where a cockroach goes overlooked on the wall, now a fixture with one half of it’s body remaining intact, the other crushed from the middle down, it’s innards streaked and dried yellow on the crow’s foot texture. An occasional comrade lays belly-up down this same hall, cocooned in dust bunnies.

But this person goes to work. And works with children, preferring small children, you know four years old and under, who can be bribed, manipulated and don’t get too mouthy. This kind of lunatic is uneducated, dropped out of school because, well – she was fat. High school is undoubtedly hard on four hundred pound, acne pocked girls. But there’s a difference between uneducated and unintelligent – and this person is not the latter. She is wicked smart, even if also a habitual drug user with a rap sheet. She obsesses over other’s children in a Hand That Rocks the Cradle kind of way. She has a sick and skewed (Freudian, even) perception of what a relationship between brother and sisters in their thirties should look like. She often says things like “my love knows no bounds,” which translates to mean that she herself knows no boundaries and will refuse to respect or acknowledge those of others. This type constantly intervenes in other people’s lives and relationships, perched on a lean-to soap box about how to live and how to be, how to raise children, judging all around her, condemning anyone who sticks around long enough. Yet she lives in the squalor, is unable to be self-sufficient, is single and friendless, save for the revolving door of sub-humans that’ll stick around only to smoke free from her sack, or commune in their mutual rejected sorry-ness, or the virtual internet relationships she’s been able to create through trickery, false braggadocio plus some creative Photoshopping. Aside from her parents (who are obligated, bless them,) everyone else has gone. Left… running and screaming away.

This is the type that most alarms me. This is also the type I find most flinching – the kind that uses their diagnosis (which changes, depending on what it is they want at the moment) as justification for their irrational actions, for their verbally violent and physically threatening meltdowns inspired by anything including something so little as a scheduling snafu. This is the type that is still whispered about among family… my family.

This is the sort of all-affecting, out of control, then lucid, then threatening then self-proclaimed near-prophet who everyone, for as long as I can remember, has danced around. Been at the mercy of. Tiptoed. Endured all kinds of shocking, unacceptable behavior from because… well, she’s crazy. She can’t help it, they say. And as family, we’re all supposed to just keep on taking it, keep on being the subject of her tirades, her obsession, then alternately take her libel and slander on the chin, because… well, first, it’s family and second – she’s not accountable for her actions, they say. Third, it’s really all only because well… she just loves us. She just wants attention. And the worst reason of all is yet another topic addressed here previously in my post on suicide – it’s her constant threat (and past failed half hearted attempts) that if she is not allowed the access she craves, to my husband, to my children – if she is not told what she wants to hear, is not allowed to “be herself,” then she. Just. Might.

And all the puppets dance.

I only half believe any of that. I believe this person, and her exclusive brand of crazy, chooses which of her actions to blame on her “illness,” which as mentioned is sometimes only clinical depression, or other times it’s manic depressive, or still yet, bi-polar or, or, or – just depends on the day, her offense and who you’ve talked to. I believe that the biggest part of the ever-changing illness is the also above mentioned lack of character, scape-goating cowardice and ultimate fraud. I am unsure whether or not she ever will complete the suicide, since she is one of those who seemingly enjoys such a love affair with her pain. Wallowing in it. Perpetuating it. Creating it. This is not me wishing it on her, nor goading her to it – but rather an honest explanation of what we’ve endured. The eggshells we used to walk on, before our family unit was threatened. I know in my bones that this is the kind of crazy that winds up being Friday night’s featured Dateline story, with Keith Morrison narrating the sordid details.

So, what do you do? How much compassion is enough? How much should be endured because of the sometimes cuckolding word “family?” Here’s what my husband and I did after years of it, negotiations over it, prayer about it: we went radio silent.

We did not (do not) attend events where we knew we’d have to deal with her. We’ve shunned her, officially, for more than a year now. We’ve ignored her texts, where once again, at pivotal moments in our lives, she makes effort to turn the focus to her – when we got married, when we were pregnant with our son (“How dare you consider naming that child after your mother!” –ensue family brawl over name choice…) when we were packing down ten years of our lives on a tight timeline and moving (insert looney’s insistence that we stop everything to discuss her feelings about our move – that we were taking “her” boy away from her. Mind you, we moved twenty six minutes away.) Then the day we had a sonogram and were told our baby Bird had a hole in her heart and ps – that kind of hole was a marker for Downs syndrome (insert berating texts from looney.)

It never mattered what was happening in real-time life with us, it only mattered that we all stop while she held us captive to tell us how she felt (read: raged, sobbed, foamed at the mouth) about our life decisions, and her insistence that she be considered and weighed heavily in each and every single one.

And that’s just a sampling of this kind of crazy’s milder episodes and behavior. That doesn’t include the stalking since, the lies she’s spread about myself and my husband, the threats to kidnap our children and the many other terroristic things we’ve been forced to notify both authorities and our attorneys about.

So, silence. Distance. And to that side of the family (save for two) – we are the bad guys. We’ve hurt their feelings. Family card night just isn’t the same. She can’t help it – they say. She’s lucid now, she’s not currently in a downward spiral, it’s safe now, they say.

These same sayers have told us, after particularly violent episodes inspired by something so benign as laundry that they too, have feared for their personal safety in her presence. “But, it’s family!”

I’ve come to discover that there are certain things that only a mother’s love can endure, and I ain’t her mama. And I’m no Glenn Close, either. Though, I’ll give to her foundation for posterity.

I know this might seem insensitive, harsh even. But when an entire tribe of people have been at the mercy, and my specific pod of people the focus of all the above, it tends to wear the compassion and understanding thin, it diminishes any pity that might have existed before, before, before – and it forces alienation, fortification of security and protection and since - the subsequent sweet, divine tranquility of normalcy and quiet. Even though she lurks. She’s always lurking.

So why am I blogging about it? Not to air dirty laundry, truly – that's not my style. She has been an embarrassment for the whole of my husband’s life. We are ashamed to claim any connection or relation to her whatsoever. Am I writing to increase our watchers (of which we have many, thankfully)? Maybe. But also to gain insight. Do comment on this. Do give feedback. Do tell me that we’re not the only ones who have the genetic (or legal, as it were, for me specifically) misfortune of being linked to a raving, bat-shit crazy, ticking time bomb. Secondly, I’m writing about it because in the world of gross-connectivity and over-sharing – we have mutual friends on Facebook with her, where she addresses my children in status updates, where she slanders my husband’s good name in posts. I just want to set the record straight for my old favorite government teacher who is one of those mutuals, in case you were wondering, sir. And lastly - because just as she stalks us in real life (we have eyes everywhere, our house sees everything, Rw is “big brother” only in the most technical of terms…) she’s one of the ones I mentioned in my very first post here – the one who will come for stalking and fodder.

Here it is, Tar-baby – we see you. We know. And now, so does everyone else. 

If you so happen to see a drug commercial that might cure you of all that - for the love of God, fucking take it.

And that, well… I just couldn’t help. Sanity made me do it.

To learn more about lunatics, crazy people, blame-shifters, emotional muggers or the people who do truly suffer from mental illness instead of just poor choices, click here: http://www.nimh.nih.gov/index.shtml

Sum-motherin'

Sun up to sun down. All day, every day. In the middle of most nights, sometimes several times. Breakfast, lunch, dinner and two snacks, sometimes more – only rarely if ever from a box, a drive-through or processed. Never microwaved. Dressing, changing, cleaning up. Spaghetti stuck in belly buttons. Three sets of teeth, three toothbrushes, three different kinds of toothpaste. One set finger-scrubbed. Guiding, inspiring, protecting, letting go, giving in, nursing, weaning, taking back, teaching, disciplining.

Planning, crafting, creating, play-dough. Accidents, chores, delegation of duties. Golden foil stars. Charts. Praise. Admonishment. Kindness. Church, state and country. Fostering whimsy, telling age appropriate truths, leading by example, planting, pruning, pinching, watering. Listening. Observing. Realizing. Making time to shower. Respecting the gap. Apologies. Teaching responsibility. Ongoing conversations about The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit and Mother Nature – and how they all know each other, wondering if they share dessert or fight about whether or not to allow twisters to touch down. Little jealousies. Owning choices. I love you. Honoring, acknowledging.

Mud-pies, sore chlorine eyes. Swimming, diving, correcting stroke, dolphin kicking, Marco Polo-ing, catching breath. Talking under water. Sunscreen - two kinds. Work. Write. Hush, sit-sit, be still. Outside voices inside. Reading. Second chances. Writing. A full costume closet, a world of props and every room a stage. Explaining, describing. Popcorn balls, options, marshmallow-skewers-turned-swords, made-up songs. Instructions. Knowing my son sticks his head in to the hamper to say words he’s not suppose to say. Understanding. Remembering doing the same at his age, only into my closet. “Shit. Damn. Son of a bitch.”

Divided time, mutual attention, equality and fairness. Sharing, greed, hunger vs. boredom. Priorities. If you can’t see me, I can’t see you. Don’t say butt knuckle. Holding hands, skipping, racing, tagging. Baby weight. What happened to my boobs? Hips do spread. Skinned knees, band aids, popsicles. A thousand hugs. Patience.

Booster seats and five-point-harnesses. Decisions that decide the way the cards will fall. Confidence. Lifting, toting. Acceptance. Sippy cups. You just wait ‘till your Daddy gets home! Spills. Tooth Fairy. Two million kisses. Work. Negotiations and love songs. Assembly. Eat your spinach! Forgiveness. Leggo skyscrapers, Dr. Seuss, dioramas, Sprout online, Mario and Ditty.

Making words, listening for words, recognizing words. Reading between the lines. Vigilance. Awareness. Prayers silent and aloud, and tonight – while Giddian blessed our meal, in the most sincere and preacher-like description of why he’s blessed, even though “Dear God, there’s these disgusting, nasty brussell sprouts on my plate” -  Bird folded her tiny hands… and we’ve never once suggested it, prompted or demonstrated how, other than just doing so ourselves without real consideration that she was watching. She clapped when he was finished.

Sitting silent near to midnight just looking at my husband looking back at me, because it’s quiet and it’s just us.

String together those little moments, and it’s just a summer day. It’s validation. Even when it’s hard-won and exhausting… it’s the exciting and terrifying and simple yet complicated and carefully navigated waters of parenthood. That's a Thursday in the Land of Motherhood. A good, good Thursday.

Blithering Blathers & Nattering Niggles

Oh, no.

I’ve got so many words to spill it’s as though they’ve bottle-necked in my throat. And something’s coming. I can almost taste it.

Up until Sunday night, I’d been relatively quiet for days. When I say this, it will seem like a lot, considering I just said “quiet” – but truly, in the grand scheme of encounters a typical person might have in a week's time, I repeat, I’ve been quiet.

I’ve spoken to Rw, my children, my parents, my sisters and my beloved Alexis. No one else. Not even Habib at the Quick Stop, who normally asks after everything from my miles-per-gallon to my take on the Obama administration. “Do you like him, Democrat?” I wouldn’t engage, backing out the door with a tight-lipped grin. 

I’ve dodged the chatty mothers at my son’s school, certain I’ll say something to the effect of “I could give a shit if your washer is broken and no, I don’t drive to damn Oklahoma for bargain flip-flops, bless you and the time on your hands! Yeah, stop looking at my eyebrows, I haven’t had time and P.S – You’re too old for fucking skinny jeans and why the hell are you wearing a bedazzled trucker hat at 9:00am… or, ever?” I won’t mean a bit of it ugly, truly. I’d likely even say it sweetly. But, well… then.

See, I’ve been quiet because I have something to say, to spew, to preach but it’s of the untellable nature. It cannot pass my lips. I cannot give wind to the words because who knows whose ears they might fall upon?

Plus, I don’t know what it is.

Then that thing I keep tasting, it’s got me frantically clicking Send and Receive in the toolbar of my email. Refreshing my phone. Checking my post box. But here’s the thing: I don’t know what it is I’m expecting to arrive at any of these various points of contact, or what exactly, specifically, pin-pointed and directly – it is that I need to say. So to a degree, I fear it. Does bad news cometh? Or am I simply waiting for the right person to ask the right question?

Or maybe it’s just the writer’s version of Spring Fever and I need to simply pick up the pen… and bloom.

It was confirmed last night that it is indeed the remaining edits and revisions to my book that still loom large, that I’ve been putting off by any way possible. Plastering walls, digging and planting vegetable beds big enough to feed a third world country, making “special boxes,” blogging (um, hi,) baking brick-hard cakes, organizing my goozillion photos… Creating elsewhere so as to avoid getting down to business. Because I hate revising. It’s painful. Like waxing the most tender of spots. Tugging one thread in Chapter 3 that might unravel a page (or more!) in Chapter 44. I’m certain in moments gray matter has leaked from my ears.

Then it’s the legion-sized group of folks that have walked with me, eyes on every word, thoughts throughout my pages, feedback, support and swift kicks in the ass who remind me that they’re all waiting. They have expectations. If it’s one thing I’m good at – it’s meeting expectations, if even only in the oddest (and tardiest) of ways.

And then I do this, spew it out – and I’m silly. It’s silly. These are such great problems to have, but it would be most Un-Jenny to do it without a bit of the vapors. Where’s my velvet settee to swoon upon, back of hand across forehead?

So yeah. I’m working on POV and making it ten times the bitch it really is. I sit with it and it’s just not so hard. Only involved to the degree of sitting slack-jawed and brow pinched in the glow of my screen for hours on end readjusting those threads. Puppet mastering. Dancing with my characters. All along it’s been them, the characters, nagging at me, waiting for my attention. A dear friend and incredible author, Suzanne Frank, said it best – it’s surgical. And it is.

In other news here are some words for you to chew on, adopt into your vocabulary and use: cede, nascent, engender, papist, catapult, ire, legion, cat-nipped, recalcitrance, beetle, snatch, acrimony, salted, caustic, flam-diggory, rancorous, persnickety, consonant, puckered and filmy. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ve got work to do. Expect it.

*So I dreamed...

Lately they’ve been so vivid, like the way I dreamed when I was pregnant or had a nicotine patch attached or dropped a square of acid prior to bed (or so I would imagine on the latter.)

Anyway – last night I dreamed that I had this cat, not my soul mate Kitty The Cat that I have in waking life, but another cat… with retarded paws, bless his toes.

In the dream, the poor disabled cat (that honestly, wasn’t much cute so I must’ve accepted him out of pity and commiseration with my own aching feet of late) could hardly walk. I took him by covered wagon to see a surgeon renowned for correcting cleft pallets in third world countries, as though paws and pallets were interchangeable. I got there and he himself had a cleft palette, though uncorrected, and a crazy-long pinky finger on one hand that dangled apart from the rest of his digits like a crooked Redbud sucker. This made me admire him more.

Whatever happened there, I do not recall, but I brought ol’ twisty paws home bandaged and found all the writers with whom (in real life) I spent an amazing week in Taos last summer, waiting for me at my house. One of my fellow writers had painted many groups of canvases, put them on stretchers and hung them all throughout my home. I was touched and pleased… even if the art wasn’t necessarily (or at all) my bag. One painting in particular spoke to me though and I studied it - a heavily textured rendering of a cobalt blue whale. Another most brilliant writer, Mr. Goodnight, was in my kitchen cooking Cornish game hens and in spirited debate over legumes with my Daddy, who said lentils were as gaseous as the Republican party. Mr. Goodnight lit a pipe and waxed poetic about the differences between grain legumes and forage legumes. They were solving the world’s problems.

Then I was frantically preparing for my boss-man, Howard Garrett, to come visit the bandaged-footed cat. He’d called and in his East Texas drawl said he wanted to “meet the lil’ fella.” All I could think of was how disappointed the Dirt Doctor would be that my vegetable garden wasn’t finished, some of my root flares were yet to be exposed and GASP! I bought a house with two Bradford pears and he was going to know I fostered these junk trees! I begged my writer allies to get digging. Suzanne Frank was there, and she used my French silk stockings as garden gloves. It worked for her.

There was a knock at the door and I walked down the ever-long white (but now hung with Josh Ayers originals) hallway to the front door. Instead of Howard, there was an Arabian man and woman who insisted that I get in their black suburban with them. “But Howard… he’s coming,” I told them and after many a harsh barked and harked words spewed from the couple (to which I rudely replied “I don’t speak squirrel,”) the woman showed me a tube of the most lustrous, moist, color saturated lipstick I’d ever seen. My eyes sparkled and I grabbed up that ol’ retarded cat, jumped in the back seat and abandoned not just my writers and family, but my enroute boss-man.

I was pulled from my dream by Bird, swatting my shoulder, saying “Ma-ma” in cadence with every connect of her palm to my skin, Giddian tickling my ribs and Richard standing bedside saying “wake up baby, it’s ten already.”

Well, what the fuck does all that mean? I haven’t slept to ten o’clock since 1999.

So I dreamed…

*I’m certain this helped someone somewhere out there… somehow.

It's Killing Me...

This burning question. The mystery of it, wondering at what thoughts passed through their minds in the minutes-to-seconds just prior to doing it. It makes me feel hollow without hunger. It makes me nauseous. It pisses me the fuck off.

It’s suicide, and it’s killing me.

I’m writing about this now because not even two months into the New Year and my community of friends has suffered the loss of two great souls this year, who decided it was their time to leave. I’d have to use my toes in addition to my fingers and still run out of digits if I were to count how many people I’ve known in my lifetime that have offed themselves. Some incredibly close, beloved friends and family, some acquaintances, some just buddies that I’ve partied with, some of my dearest friend’s mothers or fathers, some of our family friend’s children.

All of the obvious questions spring to mind – was it really that bad? What can be THAT bad that you’d end your own life and subject those left in your wake to such a punishing, dismal journey of understanding, enduring the sleepless nights wondering what they could have done differently, leaving indelible marks on those who loved them?

There is a very short list of worst-nightmare-extreme things that could happen with potential to destroy me to such a degree and give me pause to even consider this, but that’s me – and the reasons left in notes, or left shrouded in mystery by those who leave nothing and give no warning – while you can never really know what any one person goes through in a day’s time, nothing on my list were possible factors for the ones I know who have left voluntarily. But, everyone has their own BOBWOW. (Best of best, worst of worst.)

I do not understand it. I cannot comprehend it. I wonder at it in quiet fascination even though it makes me hollow and angry. Those last thoughts. I’ve watched What Dreams May Come a thousand times and am left chewing on the concepts the film depicts, hoping some to be possible, praying that others are not.

Some say it takes tremendous bravery to take oneself out and I imagine in those few amniotic seconds prior to the actual act, it might. But if they’d only applied the same bravery to life… now, that would be courage. I cringe when I say this, only because of one particular near and dear who took his own life, what I went through with him in the days prior, having intimate knowledge of just where he was in his head, feeling responsible for not saving him and aching still for him over it all, yet – I remain (with all due respect) thinking it to be the ultimate weakness, the worst kind of cowardice. Rise the fuck up. Face it. Fix it. A lesson that has taken me thirty-six years to actually grasp and understand is – this too, shall pass. Everything does.

After attending the funerals and hugging the mothers left by their children, the sons left by their fathers and having to turn pictures of me and the above mentioned voluntarily-departed face down out of sheer blinding anger, I feel I’ve more than earned the right to pipe up about this. Disagree with me, its okay. None of this comes without the deepest root of empathy, sympathy and the keen awareness and knowledge of being one of those… left in the wake.

To those of mine who have left this way – I love you still and my grief and missing you nulls my anger and forces me to forgive you. To those that threaten it, hold their family and friends hostage over the possibility of it, I say – first, come here and let me whip your narcissistic, selfish ass. Then, go crawl under a rock and find you some God, get you some Jesus. Wait it out, you chicken shit. To those who might privately consider it? Make your list. What’s the WORST that could happen?

You live through it. You survive. You win, you triumph and at the natural end of your days? You realize that it was all worth living. 

Suicide is bullshit.

A Fine How Do You Do

Well hi, hello, how do you do? It’s me, Jenny and this is my blog which I’ve come to hesitantly but by demand.  I'm a writer and this is what we do. So what about me? I am the girl version of Peter Pan. While I am the ripe age of thirty six, and enjoy the maturity, wisdom and hindsight being so affords, I remain the same little girl I was when I was five, seven, thirteen and twenty one, except better. Smarter. Prettier, even (I was a late bloomer.) But I retain the same mischief, whimsy and wonder that I came into this world with.

Here are the two most important things about me: First, I am a wife. I’ve just celebrated my eleventh wedding anniversary with my husband, who I call Rw, Richie Wayne, Sir or when he's in trouble - Richard. Believe me when I tell you being his wife is the best thing I’ve ever been. In some circles, it’s a bit taboo for a woman to identify herself as a wife, and instead is encouraged to have a fierce independence insignia in all that she does, but that’s not me. I am part of a unit and while I am exclusively me, I do not work without my mister. So, I’m a wife. Then, I’m also mama to two little souls who even when they’re naughty, even when I’m covered in baby snot, spit-up and other unidentifiable smears – my reflection in their eyes and the way they show me myself speaks at things like destiny.

And here are other things I'm known as and for: Editor, Daughter, Sister, Best Friend, Aunt Extraordinaire, Godmother, Old Soul, Believer, Gardener, Chef and all around Sage. Those now, are in no particular order.

Some of you will come here and read my writings and rantings because you love me and take interest and give support in whatever it is I endeavor. I thank you in advance. Others will come out of pure curiosity. Others still (and you know who you are) will come for stalking and/or fodder. But I hope all who stumble across this by whatever means and motive will read something that speaks to their soul, gives pause for thought or simply provides a giggle. I welcome all and might just talk about some. All's fair in love and war -- and writing is both. 

And there’s all that. Here we go. This is life through my lens. Buckle up, I’m going to use the F word.

Jenny